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Post by kurdaps! on Wed May 26, 2010 12:44 am

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Can you explain this?

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman

If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp

If you don't, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring

If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy

If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad

If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"

If you fail to help her in crossing the street,you lack ethics

If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting

If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen

If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:

So simple, yet so complex

So weak, yet so powerful

So confusing, yet so desirable

can't live with them..

can't live without them ...



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Re: Why WOMEN why?

Post by edosayla on Wed May 26, 2010 2:12 am

Leslie Adona wrote:
kurdaps! wrote:Is this between a liberated and a conservative women discussion? study

Kettle: I haven't meet a girl like you before I get married, it was always the opposite. albino

Paunawa:

Si Menchie kasi at di naman tunay na Babae kaya ganyan....hahahhahahhaha Very Happy

nakow buking hehehe

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Re: Why WOMEN why?

Post by KettleRenderer on Wed May 26, 2010 2:13 am

hay naku Leslie ... bitter ka =)

dalaw ka na kasi dito.. para pakilala kita sa kanya

Leslie.. senyales yan .. (pagtandang dalaga) peace!!!

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Re: Why WOMEN why?

Post by Leslie Adona on Wed May 26, 2010 2:20 am

KettleRenderer wrote:hay naku Leslie ... bitter ka =)

dalaw ka na kasi dito.. para pakilala kita sa kanya

Leslie.. senyales yan .. (pagtandang dalaga) peace!!!

Hahahahah Nop i think kasi may katotohanan yung mga nakasulat, maybe 90 percent ng mga babae ganyan, maybe si Chie half half kaya ganon...hihihihi..or its like this maybe super inlove sya sa ngayon kaya nakikita nya lahat ng paligid kulay pula. Im a woman kaya alam ko na somehow lahat ng mga ito ay may katotohanan at nagiging totoo lang ako sa sarili ko.... peace man

@Chie- hayyyy uwi kayo ng Pinas sa october kita kits tayo, diba uuwi naman sya, instead of SG sa pinas ako alam mona Very Happy

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Re: Why WOMEN why?

Post by Norman on Wed May 26, 2010 2:21 am

pwede bang sa inuman nating ito e-discuss....

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Re: Why WOMEN why?

Post by render master on Wed May 26, 2010 2:23 am

f-fortyone wrote:pwede bang sa inuman nating ito e-discuss....

pasangat: kelan kaya Grand EB? ng magkakita na...

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Re: Why WOMEN why?

Post by KettleRenderer on Wed May 26, 2010 2:25 am

November kami ....

as you mature, you let go of the usual ideals and just enjoy your current life.
because ideals sometimes gives you stress.

teka.. sino nasa pinas?? di mo pa naikkwento yan ah.. lagi ka kasi busy eh..

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Re: Why WOMEN why?

Post by Leslie Adona on Wed May 26, 2010 2:28 am

KettleRenderer wrote:November kami ....

as you mature, you let go of the usual ideals and just enjoy your current life.
because ideals sometimes gives you stress.

teka.. sino nasa pinas?? di mo pa naikkwento yan ah.. lagi ka kasi busy eh..

Hahaha wala noh, walang lalakeng involve luka luka, check kolang bahay ko Very Happy

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Re: Why WOMEN why?

Post by bokkins on Wed May 26, 2010 3:29 am

viTAMINs wrote:emotional ata c pareng sherwin ngayon...naka comment tuloy ako...nyahahha.. Laughing

nandyan ka lang pala, haha, nice to see you comment tams. nararanasan mo din yan di ba? haha! Smile

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Re: Why WOMEN why?

Post by celes on Wed May 26, 2010 3:32 am

tsk grabe. 3 hours lang 3 pages na.. hehe

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Re: Why WOMEN why?

Post by viTAMINs on Wed May 26, 2010 5:22 am

bokkins wrote:
viTAMINs wrote:emotional ata c pareng sherwin ngayon...naka comment tuloy ako...nyahahha.. Laughing

nandyan ka lang pala, haha, nice to see you comment tams. nararanasan mo din yan di ba? haha! Smile

nyahahah..nandito lng man talaga ako nagiikot2x...napacomment ako tuloy kc gulat ako kay bossing sherwin, parang emotional sa post nya...kala ko nga cya nagcompose...hehehe


celes wrote:tsk grabe. 3 hours lang 3 pages na.. hehe

Iba talaga master celes kung may connection sa pagmahal ang topic... 2thumbsup

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Re: Why WOMEN why?

Post by brodger on Wed May 26, 2010 5:29 am

Ganun talaga..nyahaha!..Kaya napapamahal sila sa iyo..kumbaga hindi nakakasawa.. Smile thumbsup

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Re: Why WOMEN why?

Post by torvicz on Wed May 26, 2010 5:58 am

When in doubt dude daps just follow my simple advice:




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Re: Why WOMEN why?

Post by akoy on Wed May 26, 2010 7:00 am

yihi Rolling Eyes

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Re: Why WOMEN why?

Post by Yhna on Wed May 26, 2010 7:43 am

hahahaha... nice thread....
sir sherwin di naman po ata lahat ng babae ganyan... hahahaha....
agree ako kay sis menchie and kay sis kat. gusto lang namin laging may spice ang buhay.... naalala ko before hinalintulad ng prof ko ang babae sa bubblegum na maasim yung kasabayan ng Pintura, (nakalimutan ko ung pangalan). kahit daw alam mo nang maasim, still binibili mo and kinakain.. hahahaha.... tipong alam naman ninyo na unpredictable kami, still you love us women.... peace man

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Re: Why WOMEN why?

Post by qcksilver on Wed May 26, 2010 7:51 am

O ang babae 'pag minamahal
May kursunada'y aayaw-ayaw
'Pag panay ang dalaw ay nayayamot
Huwag mong dalawin, dadabog-dabog
Huwag mong suyuin ay nagmamaktol
'Pag iyong iniwan, hahabol-habol

ehehe Crazy_Lion

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Re: Why WOMEN why?

Post by Yhna on Wed May 26, 2010 8:07 am

parang ganito lang yan sir eh:



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Re: Why WOMEN why?

Post by bokkins on Wed May 26, 2010 8:14 am

mukhang outside the kulambo yata si kurdpas tonight ah, haha. Smile

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Re: Why WOMEN why?

Post by meljaqs on Wed May 26, 2010 12:14 pm

master pahiram nito ha heheheheh galing e hehehehe

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Re: Why WOMEN why?

Post by arkijason on Wed May 26, 2010 8:09 pm

hahahaha.okay ah..that's why i love woman.. peace man

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Re: Why WOMEN why?

Post by silvercrown on Fri May 28, 2010 8:59 pm

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: hot, half
discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally
beautiful.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe : well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real
value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain : very hot,
relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a
woman is like Greece : gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain : with a
glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is
like Israel : has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes
twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada :
self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet : wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

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Re: Why WOMEN why?

Post by kat palmares on Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:18 pm

silvercrown wrote:GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: hot, half
discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally
beautiful.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe : well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real
value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain : very hot,
relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a
woman is like Greece : gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain : with a
glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is
like Israel : has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes
twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada :
self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet : wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

sweeeet. pa re-post. thanks

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Re: Why WOMEN why?

Post by reyknow on Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:09 am

naiimagine ko tuloy africa, ganda ng pagkadescribe eh Very Happy

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Re: Why WOMEN why?

Post by ladygium10 on Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:11 am

qcksilver_2005 wrote:O ang babae 'pag minamahal
May kursunada'y aayaw-ayaw
'Pag panay ang dalaw ay nayayamot
Huwag mong dalawin, dadabog-dabog
Huwag mong suyuin ay nagmamaktol
'Pag iyong iniwan, hahabol-habol

ehehe Crazy_Lion

hehehe natatawa ako dito.. lol!

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