Why WOMEN why?

by kurdaps! on Wed May 26, 2010 6:44 am

First topic message reminder :

Can you explain this?

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman

If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp

If you don't, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring

If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy

If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad

If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"

If you fail to help her in crossing the street,you lack ethics

If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting

If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen

If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:

So simple, yet so complex

So weak, yet so powerful

So confusing, yet so desirable

can't live with them..

can't live without them ...

Rolling Eyes

by kat palmares on Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:18 am

silvercrown wrote:GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: hot, half
discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally
beautiful.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe : well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real
value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain : very hot,
relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a
woman is like Greece : gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain : with a
glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is
like Israel : has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes
twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada :
self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet : wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

sweeeet. pa re-post. thanks

by reyknow on Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:09 am

naiimagine ko tuloy africa, ganda ng pagkadescribe eh Very Happy

by ladygium10 on Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:11 am

qcksilver_2005 wrote:O ang babae 'pag minamahal
May kursunada'y aayaw-ayaw
'Pag panay ang dalaw ay nayayamot
Huwag mong dalawin, dadabog-dabog
Huwag mong suyuin ay nagmamaktol
'Pag iyong iniwan, hahabol-habol

ehehe

hehehe natatawa ako dito.. lol!

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