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Post by torvicz on Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:46 am

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A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'

About 90 students raise their hands.

Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'

About 40 students raise their hands.

That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'

About 15 students raise their hand.

Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'

Three students raise their hands.

That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'

Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'

The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.

When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'

Ahmed replied, "Shit, from back there I thought you said "Goats."

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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)

Post by vamp_lestat on Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:38 pm

hahaha... Very Happy

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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)

Post by kieko on Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:41 pm

ayos..hehe

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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)

Post by deosrock on Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:42 pm

-ha!ha! ok na ok! 2thumbsup

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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)

Post by jaffi on Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:42 pm

thumbsup

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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)

Post by BUNAKIDDz on Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:59 pm


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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)

Post by ortzak on Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:24 pm

ROFLMAO buttrock
dami ahmad jan hehe..

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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)

Post by 3dpjumong2007 on Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:28 pm

nyahahahahahhahaha!naloko ako ahh .... but the thruth is, it happened in the city of soddom and gomorah ...kala ko ito na yun ha ha ha ha.. naloko talaga! Laughing

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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)

Post by ERICK on Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:33 pm

loko ka dude kala ko ito ung incubus (true meaning of incubus ha) ... seryoso pa naman ako sa pagbabasa... langya... 2thumbsup

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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)

Post by genesisg23 on Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:35 pm

nadale ako ah pero nakakatawa. lol!

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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)

Post by keitzkoy on Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:57 pm

wahahah!!panalo sir torvicz!haha 2thumbsup

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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)

Post by kamaynicain on Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:45 am

soddom and gomorah, sa AR-AR province ng ksa yan...uso nga dito goats

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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)

Post by skyscraper100 on Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:45 am

wahahaha

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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)

Post by aces on Fri Aug 06, 2010 7:17 am

ano ba yan.. hehehhehe

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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)

Post by Mang Gorio on Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:29 am

nyahhhhhhhhhhhh

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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)

Post by allnem on Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:07 am

hahahahaha..... Laughing Laughing Laughing thumbsup

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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)

Post by ladygium10 on Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:45 pm

hahaha... kala ko seryoso talaga about doon e..
hindi pala... hahaha... na wow mali ako doon ah.. lol!

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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)

Post by ar_monzter on Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:02 pm

haha ayos to a peace man

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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)

Post by fpj999 on Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:48 am

ahahaha panalo!

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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)

Post by ellie on Mon Aug 16, 2010 8:13 am

hahahaha Smile) natawa ako.

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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)

Post by bugoy-69 on Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:29 am

ha ha ha.... lol!

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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)

Post by explicitARKI on Mon Aug 16, 2010 6:59 pm

nyahahahaha nice...

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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)

Post by archi_ram on Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:00 am

you got us all dude.... lol!

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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)

Post by revtrax on Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:16 pm

hehehe

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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)

Post by nomeradona on Wed Aug 18, 2010 4:38 am

told this to my class.. patok.

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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)

Post by torvicz on Wed Aug 18, 2010 4:53 am

nomeradona wrote:told this to my class.. patok.

haha, ayus sir dude nomer!

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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)

Post by nomeradona on Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:20 am

more pa..dude. lalo na yang mga ganyan na classroom context.

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