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Post by torvicz on Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:02 am

Couple was invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween
party.

The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party
alone.

He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was
going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his
good time to be spoiled by not going.

So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early,
decided go to the party.

As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would
have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was
not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,
cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he
could and cupping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.

She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After more drinks finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear
and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate
love in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and
put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time
when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I
never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown
and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all
evening"

"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker
all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to my Boss,
apparently he told me that he had the time of his life."


-Oh my!

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Re: Trust Thy Men!

Post by phranq on Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:14 am

2thumbsup hehehe! lol!

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Re: Trust Thy Men!

Post by Jehan on Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:19 am

lol! atay tayu dyan hahahaha

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Re: Trust Thy Men!

Post by torvicz on Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:22 am

phranq wrote: 2thumbsup hehehe! lol!

Jehan wrote: lol! atay tayu dyan hahahaha


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Post by ARIST on Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:49 am

Hehehehe. Pwede.. lol!

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Post by 3DZONE on Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:53 pm

yun yun eh lol! bwahahaha

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Post by keitzkoy on Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:40 pm

patay!!hahahahha lol!

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Post by Norman on Sun Aug 15, 2010 7:55 pm

kasi naman e....bakit di nagsasabi na pupunta e!!!!!

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Re: Trust Thy Men!

Post by arjun_samar on Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:04 pm

Hay naku yan kasi... eh ka nga maraming namamatay sa maling akala... hehehehe namaling akala yung wife...

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