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Post by oRangE.n.GreeN on Sat Dec 03, 2011 6:06 am

>>>paki-delete na lang po kung repost<<<

1. Q: “Ano sa Tagalog ang teeth?” A: “Utong!”

2. Q: “Kung ang light ay ilaw, ano naman ang lightning?” A: “Umiilaw!”

3. Q: “Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao? A: “Humanitarian?”

4. Q: “Sina Michael at Raphael ay mga.” A: “Ninja?”

5. Q: “Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?” A: “Sunog!”

6. Q: “Magbigay ng sikat na Willie.” A: “Willie da pooh!”

7. Q: “Ang mga Hindu ay galing sa aling bansa?” A: “Hindunesia?”

8. Q: “Anong hayop si King Kong?” A: “Pagong!”

9. Q: “Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain.” A: “Tae!”

10. Q: “Saang bansa matatagpuan ang mga Canadians?” A: “Canadia!”

11. Q: “Kumpletuhin – Little Red.” A: “Ribbon!”

12 Q: “Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin?” A: “Buhok?”

13. Q: “Magbigay ng pagkain na dumidikit sa ngipin.” A: “Tinga!”

14. Q: “Anong oras kadalasang pinapatay ang TV?” A: “Pag balita?”

15. Q: “Ano ang tawag mo sa anak ng taong grasa?” A: “Baby oil?”

16. Q: “Saan karaniwang ginagawa ang mga sweets na ginagamit sa halu-halo?” A: “Sweetserland?”

17. Q: “Sinong higanteng G ang tinalo ni David?” A: “Godzilla?”

18. Q: “Ano ang mas malaki, itlog ng ibon o sanggol ng tao?” A: “Itlog ng tao!”

19. Q: “Anong S ang tawag sa doktor nag nago-opera?” A: “Sadista?”

20. Q: “Blank is the best policy.” A: “Ice tea?”

22. Q: “Saan binaril si Jose Rizal?” A: “Sa likod!”

23. Q: “Fill in the blanks – Beauty is in the eye of the ____.” A: “Tiger?”

24. Q: “Ano ang kinakain ng monkey-eating eagle?” A: “Saging!”

25. Q: “Kung ang suka ay vinegar, ano naman ang ingles ng toyo?” A: “Baliw!”

26. Q: “Anong tawag mo sa kapatid ng nanay mo?” A: “Kamag-anak!”

27. Q: “Saan nakukuha ang sakit na AIDS?” A: “Sa motel?”

28. Q: “Kung ang H2O ay water, ano naman ang CO2?” A: “Cold water!”

29. Q: “Sinong cartoon charcater ang sumisigaw ng yabba dabba doo?” A: “Si scooby dooby doo?”

30. Q: “Heto na si kaka, bubuka-bukaka.” A: “Operadang bakla?”

31. Q: “Ilan ang bituin sa American flag?” A: “Madami!”

32. Q: “Ano ang tawag mo sa taong isa lang ang mata?” A: “Abnormal!”

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Re: Real Answers from WoWoWee Contestants, Sad but True...

Post by KreativeKingdom on Sat Dec 03, 2011 11:07 am

Alright...very entertaining! hahahahaha
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Re: Real Answers from WoWoWee Contestants, Sad but True...

Post by khamrender on Sat Dec 03, 2011 11:15 am

hahahahahaahah
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Re: Real Answers from WoWoWee Contestants, Sad but True...

Post by pipicosis on Sat Dec 03, 2011 7:42 pm

pag lumala ang gantong pananaw ng lower class pinoy people may malaking epekto din satin as a whole,
naalala ko iyong documentary ni Miss Jesica Sojo, street children tinanong kung saan dapat itinatapon ang basura, pati magulang nila sumagot "sa ilog"
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Re: Real Answers from WoWoWee Contestants, Sad but True...

Post by bokkins on Sat Dec 03, 2011 11:56 pm

ayos! very logical naman ang iba. saya lang! TFS bro. 2thumbsup
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Re: Real Answers from WoWoWee Contestants, Sad but True...

Post by Rheinfell on Sun Dec 04, 2011 12:11 am

hahahhahahaha dancing lol! ayos bro afro cool...hehehhehehe
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Re: Real Answers from WoWoWee Contestants, Sad but True...

Post by i3dness on Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:38 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Re: Real Answers from WoWoWee Contestants, Sad but True...

Post by jen_tol84 on Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:54 pm

hahaha tawang tawa talaga ako jan sa 'godzilla' na answer Crazy_Lion
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Re: Real Answers from WoWoWee Contestants, Sad but True...

Post by oRangE.n.GreeN on Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:56 pm

.

ito yata ang pinakamatindi:


Q: “Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin?” A: “Buhok?”


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Re: Real Answers from WoWoWee Contestants, Sad but True...

Post by effreymm on Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:26 pm

Nice one bro. Tanggal ang stress sa kakatawa.
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Re: Real Answers from WoWoWee Contestants, Sad but True...

Post by markro010 on Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:33 am

hahahah!!!!!!!!!!nashare ko sa fb sir!
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Re: Real Answers from WoWoWee Contestants, Sad but True...

Post by BUNAKIDDz on Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:47 am

Laughing sakit ng ulo ko sa katatawa... pinagtinginan tuloy ako sa office... peace man
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