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Post by bokkins on Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:28 pm

just wanted to share this very good insight I found on the net. Smile

http://operaphantom.blogsome.com/2009/05/05/what-job-descriptions-really-mean/

“Competitive Salary”
We remain competitive by paying you less than our competition.

“Join our fast-paced company”
We have no time to train you.

“Casual work atmosphere”
We don’t pay enough to expect that you will dress up; a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

“Some overtime required”
Some every night and some every weekend.

“Duties will vary”
Anyone in the office can boss you around.

“Must have an eye for detail”
We have no quality assurance.

“Career-minded”
Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

“Apply in person”
If you’re old, fat or ugly you’ll be told that the position has been filled.

“Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience”

You’ll need it to replace the three people who just quit.

“Problem-solving skills a must”
You’re walking into perpetual chaos.

“Requires team leadership skills”
You’ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

“Good communication skills”
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.

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Re: What job descriptions really mean

Post by Yhna on Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:00 pm

“Duties will vary”
Anyone in the office can boss you around. Mad

hehehe.. thanks for sharing sir thumbsup

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Re: What job descriptions really mean

Post by Norman on Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:10 pm

HAHA....ang kulit naman nito!!!!!

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Re: What job descriptions really mean

Post by ortzak on Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:40 pm

lol! natawa naman ako dito Sir hehe tamang-tama sa description... banana

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Re: What job descriptions really mean

Post by mammoo_03 on Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:47 pm

hehehe, kulit, ganda sir boks, ahihihi...

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Re: What job descriptions really mean

Post by fpj999 on Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:51 am

wew kanina ko pa hinahanap to, d ko na bookmark ^^
makakatulong samin tong mga fresh grad heheehe buttrock

thanks

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Re: What job descriptions really mean

Post by deosrock on Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:45 pm

-HA!HA! ok 'to ah!

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